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Jokes Sent in by Our Readers: At the Market

Unknown, October 24, 2011

My husband now wants to eat healthy and asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any.
So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my husband. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
"The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
 
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